The one who drives the lifted Ford f250 with the biggest truck nuts (but smollest pp) obviously

The Cromulent Debacle

Society now outsources its cutting to machines…

You can make a lot of things with a sharp edge.

I’ve found old carvings on trees that were obviously very old trail markers (the trail was overgrown and aside from packed ground hadn’t even been used in a long time)

Where I’m from, it’s normal to carry a pocket knife or even a fixed blade. It’s not only common, but considered a right rite of passage. One is given to you at a very young age, and you learn how to responsibly use one. I’ve never had the urge to use it for defense; and I’ve been in many situations where I could’ve. It’s a tool.

As for the “multi tool” arguments… the more complicated a thing is, the more likely you are to have problems. Have fun carving a wooden spoon with your thick multifaceted “tool”.

Nothing wrong with carrying a blade. It’s ancient. There’s a reason for it.

More, if we all take turns re-breaking his jaw every two weeks.

Pirate flag or dollar sign, depending on how the file is obtained.

It’s actually pretty normal for side show freaks to be displayed inside of tents; back in the day you could see that shit for a quarter or less, now-a-days… it comes at the cost of decency & intelligence.

What’s the bounty? Meme coins? A “golden” trophy?

Trust me, the bounty for not being a worthless skinbag is better than supporting those fuckwitted asshats.

Go outside.

No McDonald’s to freeze next to.

Nothing, for miles.

Just red dirt.

It’s cold, and all I can grow is

P O T A T O

He looks like JJ Abrams tried to create a new villain for Star Wars (that serves on the Jedi council) but when he looks in the mirror, he secretly cackles.

Sounds interesting, I’ll check it out.

If we all try really hard, we can give him a bigly stroke. Hugely.

Like Cloud or Goku channeling the planet.

Go figure, the fat fuck that wears a girdle and stilts and paints himself orange and has a vagina for a neck doesn’t have good taste…

Maybe it’s not even up to him to decide. Oh well. He did. Now we have more ugly. He makes everything smell like farts.

Gold is tacky as fuck and that dude wouldn’t know good taste even if it was sold at the bottom of a ketchup bottle.

Lincoln’s ghost will push a bitch.

Title should read:

#Chipotle goes under after last willing customer cratered pants after eating Chipotle

I know enough about cruise ships to know this smells fishy.

She probably died on board and they left her on an island as a cover up. They have been known to do weird stuff such as storing bodies in freezers along with food. There’s weird protocol and much legal work. Scandalous. Don’t be old on a cruise ship, fo sho

Dying at 80 is a privilege, let’s just hope it wasn’t painful.

Best I can do is she died on top and the wind blew her over the edge.