Because money is speech and he has more of it to shove down the worlds throat than literally anyone else.

Sounds like every record deal when you put it that way.

Is this journalism? Was this in any doubt at all?

Big corp loves regulation of its competition most of all.

Thank you, citizen. I’m so old I no longer keep BAC in the warm acronym cache.

I’m sorry, what?

It’s more like the lessons of the 70s don’t apply to people like them.

I don’t want fealty, I want empathy.

Ok so you’re west of me and not east of me, but we agree on the need for basic life skills in the curriculum here. How not to bounce a check and fluid dynamics.

if everyone understood basic fluid dynamics concepts

Man, y’all have a much higher bar over there.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1737915646/one-day-we-will-wake-up-to-his-obituary

Unfortunately they are not available in bulk.

Things about the 80s were pretty great, but the widespread parental neglect is probably why following generations are having this reaction.

Watch him do it anyway.

Every single thing. I’d be totally unsurprised if they were actually eating dogs.

Good luck, countryman. We’re with you.

Because in my version of America we look out for each other, even the assholes who don’t subscribe. Helping regardless sends exactly the right message.

Boone is 3300 feet above sea level, in fact.

Y’all must be too young for batboy.

Sorry to focus on this point but gas is subject to a fairly fluid global market. I’ve been driving a car since Clinton and have never noticed Republicans being better for gas prices or the price of anything, if anything it’s the opposite.

Hey now, I love pussy. Lets go with “cowards”.