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No. And in this case it was probably an accountant or other operations worker in the company’s treasury management department. Almost certainly not a finance bro.

With the cast from The Hangover movies.

The Mistle-Tones. It’s so bad, and I love it so much! It’s a family tradition now to get high and watch it every year, and it’s my favorite tradition.

Y’all could’ve just looked up the numbers on immigrants as a percent of population:

https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/immigration-by-country

The tide will destroy my sandcastle and it’ll be forgotten, but it can’t take that I did it anyways.

I love this so much.

Hand sanitizer and a small bar towel for if anything needs a light cleaning.

In a comment you mentioned you’re the team lead. Maybe you already are, but just in case: stop thinking about it in terms of the individual personal relationship and start thinking about it in terms of the team dynamic. It’s unlikely this only affects you, so even if their individual work performance is fine, does their behavior affect other people’s performance or happiness at work? If it’s affecting others negatively it’s your responsibility to protect them and their work output, even if that means finding a new team for this person or documenting a path to letting them go altogether.

I don’t envy you. Good luck.

This is what we do at work.

I prefer to spin the wheel of destiny.

Tune the radio to NPR and hope Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me is on.

Heightened class awareness and solidarity maybe? A person can dream.

For whatever it’s worth I don’t see anything Meta or Facebook related on my Pixel 4 running Android 13.

Dude, she told you all her kids were crabs. This is on you.

Damn dude, self compiling with your own OTAs is rad as hell. Kudos to you for getting and keeping that running.

This is obviously a sign you need to be medicated

Rad! What’s the new job? If you don’t mind sharing publicly that is.

Incorrect. With those ears it’s obviously a teenager; you should feed it adderall and put it in the shower.

The internet often makes me wish I was funny enough to think of an analogy that involves babies and cannons. This is another example.

Doing pretty well at just 27. I don’t feel anything until the mobile Chrome tab button is a smiley face.

I’ve always used the version “Don’t let perfect be the enemy of good.” Didn’t know there were so many ways to say it!