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The price increase is absurd. I cancelled too, because while I do play quite a bit, this level of corporate greed is completely unjustifiable to me. If rather watch playthroughs of new games on Twitch or YouTube and then buy them a year later on sale than pay this bloody much, eff that.

Can you bend the knee so hard it breaks? Because that’s what all those companies are doing…

Are you using a time machibe to access Amazon in the past? Because for me the experience looks more like this:

1. I type in “amazon.com” in my browser
2. I use the search bar and get a bunch of sponsored results that are not what I was searching for at all and all use the same garbage photoshopped photos
3. I scroll through pages upon pages of irrelevant dropshipped garbage offered by companies like JHUVOY, BRILGOVA and other random letters.
4. I finally find something that looks like it’s not a cheap knockoff
5. I add it to my shopping cart and click through offers for Amazon prime and offers for dropshipped garbage that I might want to add to my cart.
6. I proceed to payment

Sigh, I really miss the old internet, I truly do…

Because there are so few Palestinians left alive that they can be surveyed using binoculars, pen and paper now? Sure, it’s great they stopped, but they sure took they sweet time…

Looking forward to how Disney rephrases “because at the time we thought gargling a shriveled orange ballsack would be the most profitable option for us” into a nice lengthy shareholder notice…

Replace the stars on the flag with his face too while you’re at it! Hell, change the name of the country to Charliekirkistan too, why the hell not?!

Fucking hell, this really is the dumbest timeline…

I have a game, where every time I hear or read “the economy” in the news, I replace it with “rich fucks’ money” in my head - works really well, and in many cases is actually closer to reality than the original news…

Because daddy Google decided that’s better for you of course! Daddy Google knows best after all!🤦‍♂️

I mean, the first war crime had no consequences whatsoever, so why would he stop? I bet we’ll see more and more “extremely dangerous narcoterrorists” executed without due process or even a warrant - soon probably also within the US, not just on international waters…

I think the title/URL was changed, this seems to be the updated one: https://notesfrompoland.com/2025/09/15/google-rejects-polands-complaints-over-israels-manipulated-youtube-videos-about-gaza/

“Crime crackdown”?! I wish media would stop blindly parroting the narrative. When Trump feeds you a dookie between two slices of bread and says it’s a Gourmet Trumpburger don’t call it a “Gourmet Trumpburger” - it’s clearly a shit sandwich, report it as such for fuck’s sake…

Literally and with no exaggeration, death panels. You know, the ones Republicans were yelling about a few years ago. Those exact fucking ones.

He’s going to start killing people then. He already shot a “dangerous gang boat full of drugs and gang members, trust me bro, so much drugs on that boat!” killing multiple people and bragged about it on TV like it wasn’t a blatant warcrime…

What’s next, account suspension and 15 lashes every time you tell someone about a video you watched on youtube without paying Google?

Did the boat have “D R U G S” in Times New Roman font written on the side of it?

What in the everloving fuck?! What’s ONE hypothetical scenario where border gestapo needs to know how to operate a goddamned mortar? Just one.

What’s next, surface to air missile training? Tactical nuclear weaponry 101? Practice in using long range howitzers? This really is the stupidest and most cruel timeline, holy hell…

…and world leaders will yet again do NOTHING beyond meaningless posturing, because most of them value a genocidal regime headed by a bloodthirsty maniac more than humanity, compassion and empathy. Hard to express with words how sad and angry it makes me.

“Your” files? No no no, rookie mistake. You see, you might think that just because you created them they are YOUR files, but since you wrote them using Microsoft’s software, on Microsoft’s OS, they are actually Microsoft’s files that they graciously license to you for limited use! Should have read all those EULAS, eh?

… I don’t even friggin’ know if I should put an /s at the end - in the current tech dystopia it can actually be true.

I’m a simultaneous interpreter, and it’s a bloodbath out there. Partially because anyone who needs a translator or an interpreter by default is unable to verify the accuracy of the translation/interpretation - they can only tell if it’s smooth, believable, and such. And, AIs are great at being believable even when they make shit up…

Wonder how many Native Americans get falsely imprisoned and/or deported for “looking foreign” to those fucks…