I’m guessing the outage came when everyone was trying to buy Bruno Mars tickets before scalpers got to them.

But that’s just a TH

Oh no he is. Just not on the right platform.

I mean it probably sucks for all we know. Imagine you get to eat as much celery for free as you like. Grass might be like that for cows.

it’s okay to reach out if you need help

no one should have free boneless wings, it would be very bad for the free market and competition

>:(

Orbán too

peak

what? it’s still perfectly good.

this is why i love winter

havent heard of that pornstar yet

Obviously a lot of the science back in the day was done by the clergy, but even as someone religious I call bait.

but but but easy to theme

Jokes on you, I’m from europe and still hasn’t gone to sleep

Not gonna lie, I would much prefer free hot dogs to free protein bars

A real biker would uh know the right way by the uh sound of the road under his wheels

All that hassle when you could just run pacman -Sy qbittorrent…

(I swear linux is not a cult and we especially do not sacrifice Microsoft developers every day to our three dieties Linus Torvalds, Richard Stallman and Tux the Penguin.)

That also implies God likes to murder people at least a bit… oh wait nevermind.

wait could this be ai or am i going insane

Who you gonna call?

“Bro but it’s holding us hostage from the future we have to make it!” Motherfucker you are literally trying to create a machine that you think will torment people BUT IT DOESN’T EXIST YET. How stupid do you have to be??? That’s like saying I must wear the pieces from this terrible shirt collection of mine every day, otherwise the neighbor’s cat will be angry.