Ok now sing it

Well we’re on the subject of the GOP, so of course I’ll be focusing on their contradictions. If I gave the democratic party a similar treatment then I’d be writing an essay

Hm ok sing me one

Damn we need more people on Lemmy so we can make a creative writing doodad

Sorry guess again, it’s somewhere in the Middle East

Is what I would say if I was a propaganda machine

I was imagining haunted house to mean more like Haunted™ House like with dusty candelabras and cobwebby spiral staircases and whowhatsthems

Ordinary suburban houses can be haunted too

Because they’re too funny, i.e. Jebediah Townhouse

This is now my headcanon

I’ll never be a football guy that’s for sure. But yeah I’m still trying to figure myself out. Nothing wrong with eccentric maturity I suppose. Still be a silly little shit but don’t overdo it?

How should I know? I live in a country where the president drowned a baby and fucked kids

Well that’s why he’s talking to us from the past. He doesn’t know we exist, he doesn’t know who he’s talking to. Technically, he isn’t even talking and this isn’t even his face. He is not just a ghost, but an abstract concept. He is a spokesthing of all soldiers, whose average experiences can all reliably be averaged out, based on the “serve and die like nothing” routine of military casualties, into being essentially a wasted life of fear and regret

So, really he isn’t dead. He isn’t alive. He is just an idea behind a picture, born from past atrocities marked by the deaths of many who wore faces much like the one that he wears here

Alright I’ll give you that one

I am, by nature, a naive and eager person. I am also on the autism spectrum

I have spent my entire life trying to feel included, trying to see the best in people and yearning for friends and good times

I’ve used my weird sense of humor, my hyper spirit, and my childlike energy, at about as late as the age of 23, to try to amuse others. And for a bit maybe I did

But now, I wish to be different. I wish to be reserved, more brooding for a change. I wish I could be less chipper and SpongeBobesque, because it’s done nothing but embarrass or hurt me

I’m turning 25 now, growing out my first beard. It’s been a couple of years since I abruptly stopped acting that way. Life feels dull now, but I still feel like if I can just prove to the world that I’m not weak and childlike, then maybe I can win in some small way

Getting an ad and being able to silence it by shoving it up my ass sounds… weirdly satisfying

Whoa, cool username!

Usernames that are just a single word, especially that word, are gonna be ultra rare on here one day

That’s how you know it’s got Vitamin C!!!

Yeah but I meant an ordinary roadway in like, y’know a city full of traffic. Tolls and stoplights, potholes and cops everywhere and whatnot

Not some zoinky one out in the boonies, cuz hauntings there are mega duh