9. One thing at a fucking time, please
10. Yeah, I’ll be sure to get on that as soon as I finish doing the thing I was explicitly instructed to do by someone with more authority than you and is literally standing here watching me do it.

ESO, so I’m a DPS Templar, now?

[clicks tongue] Noice. 💁🏿‍♀️

Suddenly; Tila Tequila.

The two-party system in the United States consists of “Republicans” and “Everyone else”.

“Nonviolence is fine, as long as it works.” — Malcolm X

“In order for nonviolence to work, your opponent must have a conscience.” — Stokely Carmichael

“A riot is the language of the unheard.” — Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

Say it to his face!

I don’t know too much, but once I lived near the area and heard others talking about it, the idea of The Big Boss Man “hailing from Cobb County, Georgia” made a bit more sense.

It’s been years since I was anywhere near Cobb County, but I’d be willing to bet it’s probably not.

If you’re not using a bidet, or wetting up your toilet paper before wiping with it, that happens, anyway.

N’hot Dog?

Where I am, we’ve been getting pretty heavy rain during 100F/37C heat, and it’s kind of unnerving how quickly it dries up.

So they listened to the repeatedly shared meme, then?

Indeed it is, and indeed it does; it even rolls over your neighbor’s dog! Not only is it better than bad, I would even dare go so far as to say: it’s good!

In fact, it does; alone, or in pairs! 💁🏿‍♀️

During the very early years of a local fandom convention, there was a similar problem.

Then, one year, gift bags with toiletries were handed out.

The hint was taken, and the convention has smelled better ever since.

🎵 The Fe-di, the Fe-di 🎵 It’s big, it’s hea-vy, it’s wood!

I remember essentially turning a BASIC prompt into a spinning, geometric rave decoration back in 5th grade, and thinking it was the coolest shit ever, but really… it was all about Math Blaster and The Oregon Trail in the years up to that point, and for several years later.

And yes, I’d go back in a heartbeat.

My power inverter would beg to differ.

Even Dr. King had disparaging words for people like that.

Does that babby hate its meat?