- Go buy something from a local furniture store
- Instead of haggling for that extra $50 off the sticker price you normally would, ask for one of their miniature display mattresses
- Take home your new luxury dog bed…and maybe a bookcase or something? Idk what people buy at furniture stores.
You’ll get downvoted because you’re wrong. They’re government employees, the fact that they were trying to hide their identities doesn’t magically make it not public information.