what the heck is that? it’s like three different uncanny valleys converged

directly to “friends of the IDF”

so actually, much worse than just donating it ambiguously to Israel

is it possible that these glasses are “villified” because they’re made by an actual villain? meta does not believe people deserve privacy, and their tech is explicitly trying to mine data from people for manipulative uses in advertising, creative farming, and media manipulation.

also, optical implants may not necessarily need a “camera” to work. degenerative and genetic vision disorders are not a monolith, and oftentimes it’s about transmission of the image to the brain, not the eye itself.

they never were

OLED Sound System

Arcade Firaga

lost izalith got a glow-up

not hot dog

less than half of what I’d hoped for…

oh my Eru, he’s making a Tom Bombadil feature film!

I don’t think it’s the spice, but rather the inedible slop from that kind of fast “food” chain that greasily slides through intestines and slips out the colon, like a bat out of hell.

well, that’s one memory I thought would stay locked away forever…

it’s a simple Freudian slip; you mean one thing but say a mother

the bones are their money…

I always read ellipses as if the speaker is trailing off in a condescending, disappointed, or sarcastic tone.

“if you think so…”

“that’s a great idea…”

“we definitely need more snacks in the house…”

It doesn’t make me anxious, but it always seems a little rude.

localized entirely to this instance?

the rich just need some special hugs! specifically on their necks!

lots of people are lining up to choke on the SCROTUS these days

catching strays out here, my dude. sounds like a really positive take on something people find divisive.

cooking for others is so special - I’m glad your family shares that. my parents don’t cook, and certainly never took an interest in meeting most of the people I dated. but now my partner and I cook for them. they don’t like everything we make, and pick around the stuff they don’t want. everyone’s happy, so it all works out.

it’s also important to be a good guest. a host isn’t a servant. they didn’t make anyone do anything; they offered food and shared their home, and that’s pretty cool.

also, doesn’t sound like in-laws. “dated” implies casuality, and also past tense.