I was too lazy to cook dinner so I just ate 1 pound of strawberries and then I farted like 20 times in the span of an hour. Some were smellier than others.
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I have friends and family members that are willing to do tasks like this. They accept cash. They also get invited to gatherings.
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politics @lemmy.world•The Rotten Stench of Elon Musk's Political Money - "Elon Musk will be spending $100 million to $120 million in at least eight states to help elect Republicans in November"
28·4 days agoI don’t understand why people are allowed to give money to politicians that aren’t in their district. Like only donate to politicians that are running in the district that you’re registered to vote in.
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Baseball•Today was the trade deadline. How did your team do?English
1·5 days agoAs an SF Giants fan, it was not a great day IMO.
I’m happy Mahle and Erik Miller are gone.
Devastated about losing Arraez, but I knew it was highly likely. If he didn’t leave during the trade deadline, he probably would have left at the end of the year. He deserves a better team, but it was often the highlight of the game to watch him.
I’m so irate that we are still stuck with Devers, Adamas, and Chapman. They hog all the cash, they hog the infield. They are not worth their price tags. I really wish we could have sold at least one of them off to someone. Even if we had to pay to trade them. No more big, expensive, long contracts is a lesson for every baseball team!
I’m happy for Ramos going to the Yankees. Good for him. I don’t feel strongly about it. He was decent. Not great.
Giants got some 20 year olds, idk, to play for our, idk, single-a teams. If they turn out to be any good I’m guessing Giants will trade them because we trade everyone that’s good.
Oh, and Robbie Ray, one of our few decent pitchers is going Brown and Yellow to SD Padres.
I’m not looking foward to the next Giants game. Maybe in 5 years we’ll improve. Right now this team sucks. painful. pitiful. not happy.
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World News@lemmy.world•Magnitude 5.5 quake jolts Egypt, triggering emergency response | AfricanewsEnglish
1·5 days agoGas prices skyrocket
A mailman is a letter carrier.
I imagined they would be squatting for shits
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World News@lemmy.world•Trump says Greenland will be under US control by the time he leaves officeEnglish
6·5 days agoHe also never plans on dying but it’s going to happen
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Technology@lemmy.world•More Americans now support banning phones all day at school, not just in classEnglish
1·6 days agoMaybe spamming children should be illegal
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Technology@lemmy.world•More Americans now support banning phones all day at school, not just in classEnglish
422·7 days agoBring back dumb phones
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Technology@lemmy.world•New EU law requires devices to be repairable - Every phone, television or washing machine you buy in Europe must be easier to repair starting tomorrow. That’s when the European Right to Repair Act takEnglish
39·7 days agoThe past two phones I bought were not because they broke, but because they stopped being supported on apps that I need to use.
ubuntu because my brain is so small
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Unpopular Opinion@lemmy.world•AI music is objectively good and getting even better and that's a good thing for me as a music consumer.English
63·8 days agoI think you’re right that AI music can be good, not great, but often good or comparable to what’s already available.
I think another factor is that a lot of mainstream musicians are forced to follow an algorithm already by the major music labels that tell artists what to create, limiting their creativity and ability to create great music at a higher risk to the label.
The algorithmic nature to how most mainstream music is created is problematic in itself, and similar to the controversy of AI music itself.
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World News@lemmy.world•War on Iran: Rescuers search for survivors on Qeshm Island after US kills toddler and parentsEnglish
19·8 days agoKill families and then ask to negotiate the war that you already lost
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World News@lemmy.world•Trump and NYT Say There’s a Russian Spy Base in Cuba. Turns Out, It’s a SchoolEnglish
43·8 days agoamerica loves bombing schools
We’ve all tried it at least once



He is the best choice to defeat a Republican in the Senate.