Did ya get me? I’m pretty quiet.

Ooo, that’s inspiring. Maybe my answer should be Sasha…

Tank beats everything, but unfortunately it’s third-person, so I don’t think it counts.

Still I don’t know, I kinda wanna say I like the DMR better…

Come on, I just want to look at furry pirate porn on my phone while you cuddle me.

Good, I was really worried you weren’t going to be able to afford the lollipop-dropping scene.

This was wise. They had to create the woolly mice so that when they create the woolly mammoths, they can woolly control them.

Guess be one url to the nicest porn gif I’ve found so far.

Life, uhh, finds a way.

Damn. Something finally dethroned my weiner.

Trypticon maybe?

That can’t be true. Surely Metroplex or Omega Supreme appeared in one of the Transformers games…

This business is so out of touch. Everybody knows “so-so” means the same thing as “okay”.

Snapchat belongs in the free tier.

It works be even more dope of you left my goddamn fingers alone.

Side-by-side is for co-op, not competitive. That’s face-to-face.

Exactly.

1. Lt Commander
2. Lt Commander
3. can’t see
4. can’t see Lieutenant

R2 R2 L1 R2 Left Down Right Up Left Down Right Up.

I honestly never noticed Janeway’s ass…

Love me some Smut!