You can skip this disingenuousness. You know you are expected to tip the drivers . I don’t you; maybe you like being a jerk and screwing over low-paid employees, but don’t pretend that’s not what is happening.

No! You must blue!

It sounds like he was purposely being a jerk so he could screw the drivers out of their tips, and meanwhile Dominoes made way more profit off those 10 orders than it cost them to give him one free pizza.

I definitely judge people on grammar and spelling. If you can’t be bothered to learn your native language, then I can’t be bothered to decode your shitty writing.

The seems like the perfect chance to use that immunity. He should use it to sign an executive order to cancel all student debt based on the supreme court decision. Let the republicans object and force the court to either allow it or rule that the president doesn’t actually have immunity.

Lemmy is about 30% life of brian references these days.

He’s looking for gumby and pokey.

There is a willow grows aslant a brook, That shows his hoar leaves in the glassy stream. There with fantastic garlands did she come Of crow-flowers, nettles, daisies, and long purples That liberal shepherds give a grosser name, But our cold maids do dead men’s fingers call them

This is actually true! https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064940/characters/nm07998

This is why you let everyone else get off the airplane first.

Isreal borders gaza on two sides. Why would they need to land troops?

I think the takeaway from this statement is trump takes some massive dumps.

Never get out of the boat!

Were they ever?

I think a lot of people get them because they’re the cheapest frames.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gatling_gun

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maxim_gun

Nail guns might be cheaper upfront but the constant cost of the nails will kill your wallet in the long run. A simple axe is the real cost leader.

Of copse it is!

It’s pretty exciting for everyone else at the dog park too.

He should’ve just kept with driving crazy.