“I like to be a jerk”

Context:

“I like to be a jerk - ing my dick off into my mouth”

you do you, but if im just chilling talking after i eat, it feels like nothing to me - just something to do with my hands that doesnt feel like work at all and is massively helpful to someone

Also, what kid (or anyone) calls his car a “vehicle” or a cop car a “squad car”. It’s all in cop-speak: circle back, vehicle, squad car

Right on. Glad to hear it

Who would join her? She’s a island

Its engraved on the keys, one letter per key, and then scrambled them up in a puzzle. Our crack FBI agents have decoded it!

Jesus christ that show is low effort and dogshit. Im a Shane Gillis fan. Seems like they’re afraid to put any of their funny ideas into the show, and prefer to keep them for standup/etc.

You were surprised by Tom “fuck you poors” Segura? Dude hasn’t even been funny in years

They found his keyboard had engraved on the keys “anti-america” “anti-jesus” “anti-white men” - literally anything that could be spelled was engraved on this monster’s keyboard

So, you’ve got a black friend, you say?

Probably shouldn’t be speaking for them then…

Yeah, i know - im joking. Separately - wtf do you mean “they”?

We do need some way to qualify them. They’re not just regular Americans, like us, due to the excess of pigment. Perhaps, Black-American? Negro-American?

Exactly - its definitely the liberals who refuse to vote for women. You seem super duper smart, pal. Any other insights to bless us with?

3rd time’s the charm for seeing if the country will accept a woman. What’s the worst that could happen?

Agreed - A24 slop., Studio is so hit or miss

this would absolutely turn into a “purge” rotating revenge. We just need the ability to hold our current police accountable when they break the law.

idk, Point is it’s more of reference to him being a 4chan gamer than “antifa”

It was a gamer reference. Waaaaay more likely got the reference from far cry 6, than from an obscure italian song noone else had heard of till now.

i switched over from reddit recently and this post makes me here to stay. Got a loud laugh out of me after reading all the undeserved sympathy this guy was getting.

I’ve been wondering for awhile now - at what point do ppl just start killing these fucking ppl. I guess that’s today. Hopefully this a lesson/reminder in why you don’t treat your fellow man like fucking dogshit, cause they just might tear your fucking throat out!