openchan

What i like about this is that it likely stiffed people who voted for him and I love that for them

“How we will ruin everything 2025”

You are so smart to think of jt and ask it!

“Lets do weird stuff with Dijon mustard”

Ahhh internet poetry!

I hope stories like these will make people actually participate in local politics

I hope stories pike these will make people participate in local politics

I hope stories like these will make people actually participate in local politics

I hope stories pike these will make people participate in local politics

Well something happened: he was elevated to

I am so sick of typing that out I stopped mid sentence.

That makes so much sense. Thanks for that

I’ve always loved how the word polydactyl sounds like a a dinosaur

Also I for one welcome cats getting opposable thumbs and taking over

Plus “bassturd” is awesome

I wonder what it’s like compared to a treble turd

Or the fact that it says deceased lmao

Yeah it is a waste of time and I have been seeing that more since switching back to the fediverse.

Also thanks to the mods of /r/worldnews for helping kick my reddit checking addiction since I got banned and keep getting flagged as ban evasion lmaoooo

Fuck spez and etcetera

Lmao hopefully common sense and reading the room is too bud

No wonder academia is fucked

OK I get that - but in this fake scenario how many math PhDs would seriously be like “oh I’m a doctor that might be useful on an airplane right here right now”

c’mon that makes no sense

I get it’s a joke and all but if a PhD is that full of themself then they need to take a break lol

Why did this jerk speak up in an emergency? To confuse people? Sheesh (yes I know it’s part of the joke blah blah but let me take a moral high ground on an argument in my head for a second)

Why does the prosecution have a laser pointer?!?!?!?!?!

Me as a 10 year old in my relatives 3-door mirror/medicine cabinet that i opened doors on the right and left and stuck my head into: i have become the leader of the horde of openchan clones

And if you cannot do something right then or maybe you are socially awkward just doing your best to lead every interaction with kindness works.

Waymond in everything everywhere all at once said it so well

Or just some sort of “karma bank” film reel where we get to see them go through some sort of justice? C’mon universe.