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My kittens hunted a stinkbug across my basement for an hour the other day.

I wasn’t in the room when they finally caught it but I was present upstairs when two fastasfuckbois came screeching past me hollering sad meows

I hope they make a new Trump pack.

I bought a house in 2019 and my partner and I had a running gag where we’d buy a family size roll of TP at bjs every time we went.

It was really more I kept doing it and they kept getting more and more annoyed about it, and I kept laughing because I’m generally a terrible partner lmao.

Long story short when Covid came around we were set already.

I bought 256gb of ddr5 when Trump took office.

Assuming tariffs were gonna be the thing.

Lmao.

🧐

Just like Europe I guess?

Oh yeah ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Thank you for leaking from about your hole

She’s in New York and if you look at the USA then you’ll notice that it is the biggest city on the RIGHT of the USA.

Check. MATE.

What if I told you I sudo as root

You leave that Ewok alone, the only war Zeke knows is the war for first down.

God I forgot about that movie … and the most glorious song of all time

Iceland / Madagascar / New Zealand first the. It’s on

Yeah. I feel like maybe something else coulda been used

edit: I went back for giggles and found where they responded, nothing is deleted and the .ml user is arguing that all Jewish people are to blame for the actions of Israel, and there is no distinguishing. So. Shock a gross take

pipe down, kid

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

I’d put a plant there

Calvin is right there tho

It’s kinda weird for the mom and daughter, but not weird for the guy.

It’s easy to understand.

I kinda wanna watch a bunch of them race through orange stuff

Ottering is 100% ocular manipulation