Just 3D print a functioning 2D printer

Speed jive, don’t want to stay alive when you’re 25

Incidentally, this meme was inspired by having to use Microsoft Copilot to convert several screenshots of charts into Excel file format (which it only did successfully a few times despite identical verbiage).

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The fuel stations near me are literally giving away gas for people’s cars. They have a sign that says “Free air”

Is this the intro to Crazy Train?

I don’t have any absurdist memes available, so you’ll just have to imagine Sisyphus happy.

Oceania and South America were lost in WWIII

You’re confusing causation with correlation

Life hack: You can read books for free by getting a library card

https://youtu.be/wkt22llSDuA

On the flip side of the coin, Maximus from Inhumans

If we pool together all of our money, we can finally defeat communism

Amputation

The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

One corn kernel can be eaten an infinite number of times

Fortunately, the Blorp dev @moseschrute@lemmy.world is an active user and seems to value app feedback

The giraffes are keeping all of the gay to themselves so humans can’t have any