Is this real

Ahhhh, maybe next time

This is why Dwight didn’t jump. Mike called him an ignorant slut and he just started palpitating

He could’ve ignored the news and not sued anyone and it probably would’ve blown over in a few days. He’s streisanding himself and hopefully he gets counter sued for damages and then gets fired

We communicate with written words imagine if we communicated with written numbers instead

If violet said it Its true

She got arrested cuz he might actually do it

All I have is hard cheese and bubble gum and I’m fresh outta bubble gum

I’d tell him and next time we worked together he’d be the victim of some slight roasting. I’d want to know. Also it sounds like he raised someone with decent character so he probably would take it well

1v1 snipers only

We is too many peiple

If were a meta employee there’s 2 ways this could go

I get fired for poisoning the ai by doing shit work and becoming the worst of the worst

Or

I train the ai by being a good worker and they fire me later on anyway
Really there’s only 1 way this could go

They do this in argentina if you speak Spanish and you have darker skin. And the best part their English is more broken than my Spanish.

Fuck yea

Terms and conditions emails be like

Nyc gives you the freedom to have your emotions. The south tells you god planned it and you should pray harder

Is it because they’re more likely to fall out a window?

He saw money being exchanged for passage and he’s such an entrepreneur he copied the idea