New toilet brush every other month? It’d be doing half the work of the toilet

I dislike AI slop, especially when it’s making this giant haemorrhoid more human-like. Also, must’ve been generated with an older model

I know it’s satire, but this is more or less the same shit corpos use to bail themselves out.

Duck is as good as Google was before they got gimped by laws and insane levels of advertising. Have been using it religiously for months, no issues.

Fair. Also GTA:SA was top tier.

Hell, still is.

Micro$lop doing more anticompetitive monopoly tactics? Why I never!

Good, burn the parasitic corporations in this world.

Go-karts. Then sex, followed by more go-karts and pizza

What is this? A glory hole for ants?!

It’s entirely too low to the ground, even for a dude with dwarfism

If I had the money, world poverty would not exist. Those cunts in the world do but decide not to help: You’re a piece of shit.

I suddenly appreciate Indonesia:

• A whole day of peace and quiet? This is a dream come true!
• Imprisoning an arrogant Swedish tourist for mocking their day of peace and quiet.

New holiday destination unlocked! Specifically for that day.

The average yank: “A what?!”

It’s classic projection. If everyone is a pedophile it makes him feel less guilty

Have an upvote for the random torture knowledge. Pretty interesting

More interesting than most pieces, to be fair.

Reader mode fixed it for me

How many wars have the US started by invading other countries?

Quick Google search:

• Mexican-American War (1846)

• Various 19th-century interventions in Latin America and the Caribbean (Haiti, Dominican Republic, Nicaragua, etc.)

• Philippine-American War (1899)

• Vietnam War escalation (1965)

• Invasion of Grenada (1983)

• Invasion of Panama (1989)

• Gulf War (1991)

• Invasion of Afghanistan (2001)

• Invasion of Iraq (2003)

• Invasion of Iran (2026)

Using AI to detect AI has, time and time again, proven to be a broken idea. Here is Google with a genius idea: use AI to detect AI, to prevent AI videos.

Keep in mind folks, this is a global top-three company in terms of revenue.

That dude needs a bigger cup…