I wouldn’t insult anal beads by comparing them to copilot.

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

In June 2022, I applied for the job that I’ve held for some time now.

Roughly a week after I submitted my application, I got a call offering me an interview, and the interview slot itself was about a week after the call, so about two weeks after the date I applied.

During the week leading up to the interview, I had a very vivid dream in which I woke up somewhere out in the countryside in Ukraine, as a foreign volunteer fighting for Ukraine.

I wasn’t worried about seeing combat or getting hurt or dying. I was primarily worried that I was going to miss out on my job interview.

You’re very right - any moral high ground on gambling that the NFL claims is a sandbar that doesn’t quite break the surface of the water.

I know addictions are a powerful thing. I’ve battled food addiction much of my life, and it isn’t fun to deal with.

But compulsively overindulging in food has never threatened the competitive integrity or financial solvency or legal liability of any of my employers.

To a very minor extent, I feel for the kid. But that is very strongly limited by how he has kept making bad decisions compounded by tone deaf decisions compounded by courting public support from obnoxious dickheads.

I rather doubt that he, or anyone in his circle, legitimately has his best long term interests in mind.

There is no human right, civil right, or constitutional right to play professional or high level “amateur” sports.

Honestly? I think the kid would be better off driving a forklift in a warehouse, enlisting in the Navy, or going through a local union to get an apprenticeship as a tradie. Get him as far away from the enabler-filled bubble he’s clearly been living in the last however many years. Let him only be remembered as a massive cautionary tale.

And, shoot, if the blowback from this turns into much more stringent regulations on sports gambling, including kalshi-style prediction markets, and the advertising thereof, maybe that’s not a bad thing?

I’m glad he survived and I hope he wasn’t a lefty before the wreck.

1. Jerruh is still running things

I know. I’m slacking off. My bad.

A fifth of vodka, a loaded & unregistered pistol, a crack pipe, and a photo album of me walking by adorable dogs and not stopping to offer pets.

Richard Head

The drag mark on the upper left of the canvas did it for me too

I wonder how many teams will be interested in a not great not terrible qb with a history of gambling on games he played in, and who may well be facing federal charges in the near future.

Old reddit or no reddit

Would be interesting to see a split based on pay & benefits vs equipment/supplies/ammo

Smiling Drake: I have the day off work today!

Frowning Drake: I have two weeks of laundry to do, I need to grocery shop for the week, and I need to clean the bathroom too :-/

I worked as a bagger at a grocery store, started at $5.65 per hour.

They forgot the grabber claw

Spitballing here but I suspect a lot of things are owned by a family trust instead of specific people.

Sick humans tend to be warmer than usual, and cats love sitting on warm things that don’t move much.

Yep. I’m not the type to get tattoos but if I was I could do a whooooole lot worse than visiting the tattoo artist who did this one.