

“Hey, if I eat the frag, I won’t have to spend all weekend getting hazed because my NCO found a pube inside my toilet during field day inspection…”
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“Hey, if I eat the frag, I won’t have to spend all weekend getting hazed because my NCO found a pube inside my toilet during field day inspection…”


After reading all that, you’re absolutely not overreacting. Divorce him and get him out of your life.

I wonder if this includes work related devices too


Aw shit, last pic I took was of a payphone
I have similar issues with this. I feel like I have negligible control over what music is stuck in my head, to the point that sometimes it feels like my brain chooses which songs to play on infinite loop in my head based on what’s most likely to ruin my day or mood, or tempt me into taking an ice pick to my ear drums. In contrast, trying to get a song I like stuck in my head often feels as frustrating as trying to wrestle a greased up angry toddler.
I have noise cancelling headphones that work well for countering this, but I’m often in situations where it would be very weird for me to use them, so I’m often powerless to do anything about it.
The more I hate a song being played in a public space, the more my brain wants to make me miserable by forcing me to pay attention to the hated song and nothing else.


If Microsoft wants people to use its AI product, they’d be better off making it useful instead of making it more invasive and annoying than pop up and interstitial pause screen ads.
Less money on marketing and VPs, more money on quality developers.


Silly Mercator projection
As a former sysadmin I agree with this chart


Djokovic vs Alcaraz, I’m rooting for Alcaraz, since the Australian Open is all he needs for the career grand slam.


Sabalenka has four slams, and Rybakina has one, so I’ll cheer for Rybakina.


They do sustainment training on firefighting techniques and in my area they sometimes also respond to medical calls.


Is microsoft secretly run by linux evangelists?
Video games
Anecdotally, over the last year or so in my area, I have seen waaaaay more people driving the wrong way down a one way aisle in parking lots.
Buddy, I’m not the one who can’t be bothered to read, so you need to do like Juvenile and back dat ass up


Glow in the dark, since i do lap swimming for exercise and the other option would rule that out.


Option 2 so i can at least see


Interstellar post-scarcity society
Three cats in the house presents the same problem, but in our case one of the cats does not like pets under any circumstances.