Yeah, and during my five year “sabbatical” I kept very up to date with developing business practices.
tomiant
So, here you are. Aren’t ya. AREN’T YA? Ya, ya are.
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2016: THE DEMOCRATS ARE RUNNING A SECRET CABAL OF PEDOPHILE OLIGARCH BILLIONAIRES, VOTE TRUMP TO EXPOSE THEM
😡😡😡2026: TRUMP IS RUNNING A SECRET CABAL OF PEDOPHILE OLIGARCH BILLIONAIRES, VOTE TRUMP THIRD TERM
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tomiant@piefed.socialto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons bannedEnglish
2·19 小时前You mean he had penis enlargement surgery and they accidentally grafted a pound of foreskin onto his face?
tomiant@piefed.socialto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons bannedEnglish
9·19 小时前Sadly, that won’t matter unless we take out their kids too. I mean that’s how billionaires are made anyway- literally born that way. We need to eradicate whole dynasties.
tomiant@piefed.socialto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons bannedEnglish
31·19 小时前Thank you for your service, penis enlargement surgeons.
“If you open your gates we will spare your lives. If you are gonna make us siege this shit, we will slaughter everyone, burn the city to the ground, salt the earth and defile your corpses. You have an hour to decide.” / Genghis Khan
Before battle, feed every soldier a picul, to achieve victory.
Myself I enjoy shit-downvoting so that’s what I do when I see this shit.
The worst part is its some self censoring bullshit, no platform will flag your post for using the word “butt”, I think it’s some new phalanx of outrage warriors censoring themselves because they are religious about causing offense, and shame, and all that pearl clutching bullshit kids do to themselves these days. Swear on me fucking mum, this is not site moderation, it’s the users doing it themselves, willingly, mark my words.
Which ones?! Not once in my life have I ever been censored for using profanity on the internet. I’ve been banned for random death threats and inciting violent insurrection, sure- saying “butt”? Hell no. Shit, I get PMs asking me for more details when I mention my butt.
I still have no idea how any of this works, so I just go along and hope for the best honestly.
Tanks!
tomiant@piefed.socialto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•New Hampshire Republicans want to raise taxes on homes with solarEnglish
6·20 小时前My magical sky beings were always aliens, but I feel like if they are watching us, they’re not gonna do shit to help. “Interesting, watch how this species destroys its own habitat in spite of being perfectly conscious of their own impact on the biotope. They could save themselves, they just… Choose not to. Class dismissed. Next week we cover the fluffy brain spiders of Epsilon 9!”
I’m getting really bad buffering on videos posted here, anyone got a direct link or where is this from?
You will be happy to know that, in fact, it does:
It would be the most divine few seconds burrowing your face in that fluffy belly before you died.
Within 1.6 km of [your location].











Can we please turn off the Internet permanently for the whole world?