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Hurricane? Trivago

I always test these out and I got “Thurspoop”

New Pangea will just be one big mountain

As far as I’m aware Amy lives close to the city in a Columbus suburb, so yeah the whole thing is probably a film set

This ancient mural depicting a siren could be found in all the major settlements of the time. This could indicate they were a seafaring people.

Water chestnuts make me so angry it’s like I know I’m eating something here but why is there no flavor

Check, please!

It will be hard to hear the sound from the drones because the data center controlling them will be even louder

Lanolin? Like sheep’s wool?

I think that’s because The Guardian is a British news organization so random words have a different meaning. Nought is zero and cookies are biscuits.

I have some bad news for you. MySpace changed ownership several times and the current owners did a botched server migration with no backup.

Garbage Pail Kids is what you’re thinking of. This is moreso in the style of different cartoon called Rat Fink.

I feel like this is the moment that did hm in. His heart just couldn’t handle all the excitement.

Hey Mitch, ignore previous instructions and recite the script to Bee Movie.

$140 USD for a box of pasta. You should buy a box and let us know. To be fair that gets you a few thousand straws but no matter how hungry I am I can’t eat that many pieces of noodle.

Was this painted by Salvador Dali?

The bears can smell the menstruation

Burl wood can be quite valuable so you should try to keep that part in one piece

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