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Don’t sign up for things that need a phone number

Sorry I can’t think about death. Too busy sluttin it up with the thing that’s gonna kill me and maybe eat me. Closest I’ll ever get to heterosexuality.

You and I do not sign up to shit that requires our phone numbers. Presumably because we do not enjoy getting fucking owned.

Thinking about ‘camps’ in Texas
I’m not instantly happy they re-open.

The trick to conquering fear is to become a serious monster fucker.

Add coffee next time.

Nah I just finished off a cake. I didn’t buy quite off the shelf. I split the diff and dressed up a boxed chocolate cake mix to do kind of a cafe de ole cake.

And if you’re competent lack of money won’t stop you.

Lying requires consciousness awareness of what you’re saying. Slop cultists do not have that. Its why laws don’t apply to them either.

Down with body positivity, up with egalitarian body negativity!

You are 35-140kg of under refrigerated self heating meat. You have been out and thawed but not properly dehydrated for decades. You are disgusting.

That’s so fucking awful. Even more when you consider the local culture! We all know people from pa ky ga fl and tx eat dogs for lunch and cats for breakfast (reversed in tx) and it would be such a faux pas to eat either for dinner.

Taking their money is a problem. They don’t make profit. There’s a reason they’re spending. Can you think of one that’s not evil?

Lying. They’re just lying to you. Lots of people believe them because they believe things based on how good they feel to think about.

Who fucking wanted this and do we have a replacement?

Right up until the moment it is.

Everything dies. We literally do not know how to stop this. We’re real good at helping it along though.

You know she’s never had an orgasm.

Yeah but he was a dirty jew so who cares what he thoight. And not even one of the good ones! A Palestinian too! Seriously.

Sorry, I’ll use several words when one would have done. Many words in fact.

Does anyone who doesn’t already think this is wrong and needs to be stopped give a single flying fuck in the entire god damn universe that this is a crime? Why does it matter? What even is a crime? Can you actually answer that in a meaningful way and why I should care about that? Why I should care if I didn’t already care about all the other stuff?

What’s the fucking point of it being a ‘crime’ if no court will ever charge and no cop would ever arrest even if it did? Tell. Me. The. Fucking. Point. Of. Your. Comment.

P.S. I hope this was enough words for your ineloquent ass.

Destroy something that works for the oil industry today!

Raising the average IQ to room temperature ©

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