• @pastel_de_airfryer@lemmy.eco.br
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    761 year ago

    I once went on a date with a girl and when I got to the bar there were four of her friends at the table! They left once they made sure I wasn’t a murderer.

    • @kraftpudding@lemmy.world
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      751 year ago

      How did they make sure you were not a murderer though? You didn’t murder her instantly in the restaurant in front of them and tjat was good enough for them.

      • Riskable
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        471 year ago

        One of her friends used the immortal eye on him and saw that he had zero sin.

      • Sippy Cup
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        291 year ago

        It’s those new Kiroshi optics with access to the NCPD database, if they run in to a ne’er do well, they know what they ne’er done well.