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ZeroCool to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 2 years ago

Ranked: 30 Movies You Can Claim Are Christmas Movies Instead of Developing a Personality

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Ranked: 30 Movies You Can Claim Are Christmas Movies Instead of Developing a Personality

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ZeroCool to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 2 years ago
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If having an actual personality has always evaded you, here are 30 movies you can claim are Christmas movies to make yourself seem more interesting than you are.
  • Zorque
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    20•2 years ago

    Santa is literally in the book. He arms the children.

    • @0ops@lemm.ee
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      3•2 years ago

      I remember that was in the movie too!

      I need to rewatch those

    • Blakerboy777
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      @Zorque

      @ZeroCool @qooqie @PapaStevesy the witch cursed Narnia so that it’s always winter and never Christmas.

      • @0ops@lemm.ee
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        17•2 years ago

        So with Santa’s help, the kids saved Christmas. Yeah you’re not convincing me that Narnia isn’t a Christmas movie

    • @PapaStevesy@midwest.social
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      1•2 years ago

      Fuck. I totally forgot about that, well noted. Also, congrats on writing one of my favorite sentences ever:

      He (Santa) arms the children.

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