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The Picard Maneuver to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago

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The Picard Maneuver to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago
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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    18•1 year ago

    I’d fart in a position so the fart bubbles through my pussy lips and giggle uncontrollably.

    Then probably eat Taco Bell and repeat a couple times.

    • @HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      You know, I did have masterbate. Now I’m not sure. Would it be different if she… well, I… had an innie?

      Also wonder if I can turn my wife bi so double bonus if I ever get back.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        -18•1 year ago

        Most woman are bi so I’m sure Taco Bell farts would help her realize that.

        • @HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world
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          2•1 year ago

          Well we did try taco bell for the first time a few days ago and she was a fan…

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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            2•1 year ago

            What are you, a space alien?

            • @HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world
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              6•1 year ago

              I live in one if the few places in the world that isn’t America

              • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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                3•1 year ago

                I’m not american either but you’re the only one assuming that in this conversation.

                What do they not have Taco Bell in New Zealand?

                • @HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world
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                  2•1 year ago

                  Two I think?

                  Don’t ask about macas and KFC though… got lots of those.

                  • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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                    1•1 year ago

                    Whatever, it’s all overpriced shit anyways.

                    When it was cheap shit I could justify it.

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