@androidul@lemmy.ml to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years agoHoney, why is there a strange baby in the crib?message-square5fedilinkarrow-up171arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up168arrow-down1message-squareHoney, why is there a strange baby in the crib?@androidul@lemmy.ml to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years agomessage-square5fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareCapt. WolflinkfedilinkEnglish2•2 years agoOne of my psych professors used to respond, “No, you can get anyone to change that you want. All you need is some rope, a car battery, and a bull horn…”
minus-square@burgersc12@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish1•edit-22 years agoOk got the rest, now where do I get a baby???
minus-square@fubo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish1•2 years agoJim’s Discount Babies & Bait Shop, right down on Water Street. Tell Dick he still owes Bob twenty bucks from poker night, mmkay?
One of my psych professors used to respond, “No, you can get anyone to change that you want. All you need is some rope, a car battery, and a bull horn…”
Ok got the rest, now where do I get a baby???
Jim’s Discount Babies & Bait Shop, right down on Water Street. Tell Dick he still owes Bob twenty bucks from poker night, mmkay?