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The Picard Maneuver to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish • 11 months ago

Ken M on love-making

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Ken M on love-making

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The Picard Maneuver to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish • 11 months ago
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  • @Wilzax@lemmy.world
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    40•11 months ago

    To be fair, not a single character in the Dune universe is a regular human. They’re the equivalent of those plum-sized GMO strawberries at the grocery store.

    • @Telcontar@lemmy.today
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      33•11 months ago

      You just gave me a new headcanon: the entire dune universe is just tiny people. The worms are normal sized worms being ridden by very small fremen

    • @feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world
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      17•11 months ago

      Yes, I choose to believe she was rubbing one out with her prehensile clitoral hood.

      • @occhionaut@lemmy.world
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        8•11 months ago

        one hell of a comment

        • @LarmyOfLone@lemm.ee
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          5•11 months ago

          In a 100 years it will be completely normal to have painless and routine medical transhuman enhancements. I’m getting a variable sized dick just as a courtesy enhancement!

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            I wouldnt be able to resist saying “go go gadget” every time i get hard for somebody if i had one of those lmfao

            • @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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              2•11 months ago

              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiXV_DU0CYU

              • @occhionaut@lemmy.world
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                2•11 months ago

                Her: “Well… guess that’ll do…”

                • @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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                  2•11 months ago

                  sorry babe, Frontier Justice stays ON while we have sex

      • @frezik@midwest.social
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        3•11 months ago

        I have read all the original books, and I don’t think a prehensile cliteral hood was mentioned, but I would have to read them again to be sure.

    • @DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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      6•11 months ago

      Better, stronger, and with additional erogenous zones in the largest sexual organ, the brain!

    • FauxPseudo
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      3•11 months ago

      There are no GMO strawberries for sale. There are none currently approved.

      • @JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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        1•11 months ago

        Well, they all are, just through the old-school methods of domestication and selective breeding.

        • FauxPseudo
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          1•11 months ago

          But that’s not what people mean when they say GMO in this context. Otherwise they would use GMO in front of every food item name unless they were referring to foraged goods with no domesticated equivalent.

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