• davel [he/him]
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      167 months ago

      i mean if your bidet doesn’t even have wifi what are you doing with your life

      • @MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml
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        7 months ago

        Mine auto-tweets which number and the health profile of what I did and even switches between accounts based upon who is using it. Biometric scanning and mass data collection is used to match you with the correct account. If you don’t have one, it registers new users without an account. Obviously filters out those under 13 as they don’t meet the terms of service.

        When you flush it also plays a recording of a random tweet from our Lord and Savior Elon’s account in his voice.

        Edit: Can’t wait for my Cyber Truck to arrive so I can connect it and activate the feature where it honks my truck’s horn every time I flush.

    • idunnololz
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      27 months ago

      I don’t have an outlet next to my toilet. I would love to add them though but I’m gonna need an electrician

      • Can sometimes drop one pretty easily from ceiling vent van or light switch. If not, yeah electrician might be needed. Make it a gift to yourself if you are able. It’s one of those decisions there’s no way you are going to regret.