MacN'Cheezus to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • edit-24 months agoWell butter my butt and call me a biscuitlemmy.todayimagemessage-square136fedilinkarrow-up1809arrow-down111file-text
arrow-up1798arrow-down1imageWell butter my butt and call me a biscuitlemmy.todayMacN'Cheezus to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • edit-24 months agomessage-square136fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@JoShmoe@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglish16•4 months agoImagine that, scooping up cold butter on a spatula and slapping it indiscriminately on your partner’s exposed butt.
minus-squareTheLowestStonelinkfedilinkEnglish8•4 months agoRoom temperature butter is superior in both sound and splatter.
minus-square@JoShmoe@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglish4•4 months agoNext the step involves a little setup before hand. You use microwaved butter and a funnel, then drizzle it while its hot.
minus-square@enbyecho@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish6•4 months agoI’m not sure I want to imagine that in this context. Other contexts, no problemo. Just not this one.
Imagine that, scooping up cold butter on a spatula and slapping it indiscriminately on your partner’s exposed butt.
Room temperature butter is superior in both sound and splatter.
Agreed.
Go on…
Next the step involves a little setup before hand. You use microwaved butter and a funnel, then drizzle it while its hot.
I’m not sure I want to imagine that in this context. Other contexts, no problemo. Just not this one.
You don’t?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)