@irreticent@lemmy.zip to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 7 months agoTexas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.www.xatakaon.comexternal-linkmessage-square137fedilinkarrow-up1581arrow-down112file-textcross-posted to: texas@lemmy.worldthisisnotmylife@lemm.ee
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minus-square@AllNewTypeFace@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglish115•7 months agoEnterprising Texan pervert invents a dual-function gun-dildo that is constitutionally exempt from sex toy laws.
minus-square@anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglish7•7 months agoI have seen some interesting sawzalls online…
minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglish10•7 months agoEven better would be a pump action shot gun dildo in the shape of a cross with a beautiful carved image of Christ on the cross on top of the shot gun.
minus-square@irreticent@lemmy.zipOPlinkfedilinkEnglish22•7 months agoI know it’s not what you described but it reminded me of this:
minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglish4•7 months agoThat looks like a Pez dispenser … but I don’t think it dispenses candy
minus-square@danc4498@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish9•7 months agoA gun made entirely out of weed. Why hasn’t this been done before!
minus-squarenocturnelinkfedilinkEnglish11•7 months agoCheech and Chong were on the right track with their weed van.
Enterprising Texan pervert invents a dual-function gun-dildo that is constitutionally exempt from sex toy laws.
Pump action shotgun dildo
I have seen some interesting sawzalls online…
Even better would be a pump action shot gun dildo in the shape of a cross with a beautiful carved image of Christ on the cross on top of the shot gun.
I know it’s not what you described but it reminded me of this:
…Jesus Christ
Dildo H Christ
That looks like a Pez dispenser … but I don’t think it dispenses candy
Extremely relevant YouTube short
A gun made entirely out of weed. Why hasn’t this been done before!
Cheech and Chong were on the right track with their weed van.
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