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@irreticent@lemmy.zip to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago

Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.

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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.

www.xatakaon.com

@irreticent@lemmy.zip to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago
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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart
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Texas is the land where regulation is always second, or so they say. However, it’s also a state where politicians have chosen to regulate oddly specific...

cross-posted from: https://ponder.cat/post/952397

  • IninewCrow
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    153•1 year ago

    Always love how republicans and conservatives are constantly so preoccupied with sex, sex, sex all the time and in ever more imaginative and obscure ways.

    I now associate their religious beliefs to sex, Jesus, sex, guns, sex, the American flag and sex.

    • @Zachariah@lemmy.world
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      87•1 year ago

      Did you say “Jesus sex”?

      • Nate
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        36•1 year ago

        Is this the second cumming?

        • @aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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          8•1 year ago

          It wasn’t the first temptation of Christ, and it sure as hell won’t be the last.

      • Sandwich Artist
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        18•1 year ago

        Removed by mod

        • @BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works
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          16•1 year ago

          WT ACTUAL F did I just see

          • @Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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            16•1 year ago

            That guy was called Longinus. His lance is legendary I hear

            • Farid
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              8•1 year ago

              Biggus Dickus is next in line.

        • IninewCrow
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          5•1 year ago

          Jesus Fucking Christ … literary!

      • @ramble81@lemm.ee
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        5•1 year ago

        Jesus is coming…. grab a towel.

    • Optional
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      38•1 year ago

      Not healthy sex - fucked up power-games sex.

      • IninewCrow
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        10•1 year ago

        … so S&M and BDSM? … the power of the Lord, with a ball strap to your mouth.

        • KaRunChiy
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          It can’t be, because BDSM is too consensual for them

        • @blackbelt352@lemmy.world
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          14•1 year ago

          Consent is the cornerstone of BDSM and ideally any kind of power exchange is discussed beforehand and freely agreed upon by all parties involved.

          • IninewCrow
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            2•1 year ago

            Oh good … what’s the safe word in Texas then?

            • @blackbelt352@lemmy.world
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              1•1 year ago

              Hold yer horses

        • Sibbo
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          I think they mean the “You want the job, but not the dick? That’s not how this works.” kind of sex.

    • Tiefling IRL
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      23•1 year ago

      Genital Obsessed Party

    • @Soup@lemmy.world
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      18•1 year ago

      “The government needs to stay out of people’s lives! Unless it’s the private activities of people I find icky, then they should control the hell out of them!”

      • IninewCrow
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        8•1 year ago

        Modern conservative mentality … “Everyone should suffer and be sacrificed for my benefit, in this life and the next!”

        … actually, it’s always been like that,

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