• @absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz
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    3 months ago

    Lefty: picks up right handed scissors. SNIP.
    Lefty: well there goes my femoral artery, I guess I’ll just bleed out then.

    • @Nasan@sopuli.xyz
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      13 months ago

      Saw a guy bring his southpaw friend who had never shot a gun before to the range. He handed him a pistol lacking ambidextrous controls, gave him minimal instruction, dead.