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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 4 months ago

Ever been judged by a floor?

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Ever been judged by a floor?

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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 4 months ago
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  • @i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    39•4 months ago

    Obviously I’m obese because I decided to be born with a spinal defect. I should make better choices.

    • MrPistachios
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      29•4 months ago

      Have you tried walking up the stairs to fix your defect

      • @theangryseal@lemmy.world
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        11•4 months ago

        No

        • @grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org
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          3•4 months ago

          What about yoga and positive thinking? /s

          • @theangryseal@lemmy.world
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            -1•4 months ago

            Yeah… no.

    • @Anivia@feddit.org
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      9•4 months ago

      That’s the worst excuse for being obese I ever heard. Does a spinal defect prevent you from eating less food?

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