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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 5 months ago

Ever been judged by a floor?

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Ever been judged by a floor?

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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 5 months ago
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  • @Droggelbecher@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Idk why you’re joking but i used to be underweight and couldn’t afford a lot of food, and i genuinely tried to burn as few calories as possible, making choices like you’re describing all the time.

    Edit: some weird typo autocorrected, i meant to say ‘I know you’re joking but[…]’

    • merde alors
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      7•5 months ago

      calories are cheap, it’s nutrition that costs

      • @Droggelbecher@lemmy.world
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        11•5 months ago

        Some of us even have to skimp on the rice and beans

        • Flying Squid
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          5•5 months ago

          Did you even try being born wealthy?

          • @Droggelbecher@lemmy.world
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            4•5 months ago

            No, way too lazy for that. My own fault, i know.

        • @DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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          4•5 months ago

          In your next life, do more crime.

          • @Droggelbecher@lemmy.world
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            4•5 months ago

            It’s been less than a decade and it seems I’m already in my next life

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