• Flying SquidOP
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      33 months ago

      Would it help if I said it’s only because my wife gives me money since I don’t have a job?

      • @Test_Tickles@lemmy.world
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        33 months ago

        “oh no, I am a kept man, woe is me!”.
        The next thing you will tell us is how difficult it is to have such a hot and horny wife who insists that you have frequent and amazing sex with her.

    • Well, my bank account is in the positive too.

      My shoes are worn down and rain is an actual health hazard now because I’ve nearly slipped half a dozen times in the last week alone and impaired balance makes that a stochastic time bomb, but at least I can still pay the incoming medical bills. Hopefully. Or at least the first installment.

      But hey, positive balance! I’m sure that won’t trick my impulse buying problem into telling itself I can afford- ooh look, there’s a shiny new game!