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minus-square@SOB_Van_Owen@lemm.eelinkfedilink19•2 months agoNew acquaintance: “Why the Hell are you staring at me like that…? What’s wrong with you?”
minus-square@PoastRotato@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink18•2 months agoMe? Nothing. You’re the one deepthroating a microphone.
minus-square@shalafi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish2•2 months agoTell 'em straight up, “Hold on. Memorizing your name. OK. Done. Hi Mike! I’m Scott, think of my head as a talking Scotty dog. Now we’ll never forget each other!” And you won’t.
New acquaintance: “Why the Hell are you staring at me like that…? What’s wrong with you?”
Me? Nothing. You’re the one deepthroating a microphone.
Tell 'em straight up, “Hold on. Memorizing your name. OK. Done. Hi Mike! I’m Scott, think of my head as a talking Scotty dog. Now we’ll never forget each other!” And you won’t.