His first mistake was going to a dentist who writes “Doctor’s Office” on his door

Bonus points if you scribble in a “le Walmart” with a sharpie

Yes, but nuclear forces are strong enough to keep the space within from expanding and hold the objects together. It’s in the vast swathes of emptiness between galaxies that we typically see the exansion of space because gravity is too weak there to keep things together.

Most of the universe is empty space, and that’s what’s expanding. Empty space doesn’t have any gravitational pull

Me? Nothing. You’re the one deepthroating a microphone.

A flat bear is what you get when a drop bear misses its target

I think I’ve been doing toilet wrong

That’s not a “never”

I know you’re joking but you basically just suggested buying a pack of frozen mixed veggies so you can pick out and use only the carrots for your stew, and the idea of someone actually doing that sends my brain into a tailspin

I love the voice change, it makes it sound like it’s saying the item with massive air quotes so suddenly everything sounds like a euphemism for something terrible

I want more of this guy

It’s my new ringtone is what it is

Lol no one’s trying to tell you your experience, they’re trying to tell you the experiences reported by everyone else. That’s the difference between anecdotal evidence and empirical evidence.

…driving people to go crazy with demand for the shai-hulussy-shaped vessel.

This can’t be legal

I admire the bravery it takes to be so wrong in public like this. You’re an inspiration

Nah, the nakedness was meant to symbolize humanity gaining self-awareness, which separates them from the purity and innocence of other animals. After Adam and Eve eat the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge, they realize they’re naked and feel instinctively ashamed of that (as most people would, but regular animals wouldn’t), so they cover themselves with leaves. In fact IIRC, the fact that they’re covering themselves up is what tips off God that they ate the fruit.

I’ve always just assumed our particular corner of space is considered the “Florida” of the universe

Dude, I’m literally just saying it’s wrong to generalize an entire people as a “cancer.” If you seriously can’t see the reason in that, I honestly don’t know what else to say.

I’m not pro-Russia by any means but this is some extremely troubling rhetoric

I would imagine it’s at gunpoint, figuratively or literally.