• Majorllama
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    -122 months ago

    That’s gotta be the nicest “kill yourself” I’ve ever gotten. Though I’m not a big apricot kinda guy. Can I be a watermelon or avocado tree instead? I fuckin love watermelons and avocado. Not necessarily together, but you get what I mean.

    • Tarquinn2049
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      32 months ago

      Not to pile on, but there is actually a service where you can pick which tree you fertilize, my sister has it in her will that she wants to grow her favorite tree when she dies. Hopefully that service is still around at that point.

      • Majorllama
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        -22 months ago

        My family has been given explicit instructions to spread my ashes anywhere it’s illegal to do so. I just wanna break one last law on my way out ya know?

        I suppose a tree is more constructive. Knowing my little sister she would probably put me into a tree anyway lol.

        • Tarquinn2049
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          32 months ago

          Maybe you can compromise and illegally fertilize a tree without permission, hehe.