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minus-square@atzanteol@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish81•2 months ago“The CDC is recommending citizens do a colon cleanse and to make appointments to consult with their acupuncturists to see if a chakra alignment may be needed.”
minus-square@Donjuanme@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink22•2 months agoIf it’s Kansas City Missouri it’ll be chiropractors.
minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglish16•2 months agoIf that doesn’t work than just attach two leeches to each nipple for 2 hours every day until the fever subsides.
minus-square@SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink11•2 months agoFor really persistent cases, please use the emergency crystals.
minus-square@Gammelfisch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink5•2 months ago…and for the final cleaning, shove a UV lamp down your throat until it exits your butthole.
“The CDC is recommending citizens do a colon cleanse and to make appointments to consult with their acupuncturists to see if a chakra alignment may be needed.”
If it’s Kansas City Missouri it’ll be chiropractors.
If that doesn’t work than just attach two leeches to each nipple for 2 hours every day until the fever subsides.
For really persistent cases, please use the emergency crystals.
…and for the final cleaning, shove a UV lamp down your throat until it exits your butthole.