• @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        2123 days ago

        Nah, the kid isn’t a hat, he’s a human shield.

        People are far less likely to shoot evil billionaires (and infinitely less likely to do so and gain public sympathy) if they do it near their spawn, so he’s been bringing his 4yo everywhere he thinks he might otherwise be shot ever since people started celebrating Luigi.