• @facepainter@lemm.ee
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    117 days ago

    On the toilet?

    In public! Grabs his heart the area where normal humans have a heart, starts staring wildly, sweating profusely, all you hear is a giant wet fart, then his pants stain brown, he stumbles, knocks his head, bites his tongue, collapses.

    The end.

    • @BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world
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      87 days ago

      Yeah, on the toilet. Alone with the realization and fear of death. No family or fans around to comfort his ego. Just cold, uncaring porcelain.

      • mimavox
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        7 days ago

        I think it would be gold rather than porcelain in his case. But I get your point.

        • Echo Dot
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          17 days ago

          Something poetic about that. Gold is one of the best thermal conductors, so it’s always cold.

          Although given his family not having them around might actually be a blessing.

    • Queen HawlSera
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      6 days ago

      I like this better than on the toilet because he’d realize only then that all the riches and fame in the world cannot save him from the debt all men must pay

    • @Ledericas@lemm.ee
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      7 days ago

      im surprised he never got a diaper rash before, or an infection from sitting in his stool all day.