Right-wing Christian podcaster caught in homosexual tryst in 3… 2… 1…

  • @hardcoreufo@lemmy.world
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    335 days ago

    He’s using that as an excuse to have gay sex on when he travels. When you get scanned on the way home it turns you back straight. Or makes you gay^2 more research needs to be done.

    • NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ
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      54 days ago

      Going through a second time cancels out the gay polarity. Just make sure you always go through an even number of times and you’ll always land back where you started.

    • Echo Dot
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      55 days ago

      First time through the machine makes you gay, second time gives you the voice.

    • @VitoRobles@lemmy.today
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      35 days ago

      When you think of this projection - it adds up!

      Like it started as an excuse why he had a gay fling. He pieces together how he ended up balls deep in a twink and cornered on the TSA scanning him being the route cause.

    • @x00z@lemmy.world
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      24 days ago

      “Sorry honey I walked trough a scanner and suddenly found myself with his dick in my mouth.”

    • WIZARD POPE💫
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      25 days ago

      It’s like how negative times negative is positive again. Two times gay machine cancels out .