Right-wing Christian podcaster caught in homosexual tryst in 3… 2… 1…
I think there’s a scandal on the horizon for this guy.
lmao
when he confessed that he prefers to be frisked at the airport, instead of undergoing a proper body scanner.
Hey! After I got scanned, I started sucking dick in the airport bathroom too.
After my scan, my stance got really wide all of a sudden
In 1999, Craig became sharply critical of U.S. President Bill Clinton for the Monica Lewinsky scandal. Speaking on NBC’s Meet The Press, Craig told Tim Russert: “The American people already know that Bill Clinton is a bad boy – a naughty boy. I’m going to speak out for the citizens of my state, who in the majority think that Bill Clinton is probably even a nasty, bad, naughty boy.”
I can’t imagine feeling comfortable saying something like this, especially on fucking tv
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“Does this shirt make me look gay?”
“How about now?”
… If you get hit with fast neutrons, does that make you gender neutral or ambigender rofl?
Alpha radiation turns you into a chad?
Beta radiation makes you a soyboy?
fucking goddammit lol.
EDIT: i mean shit, if radiation causes gender/sexual orientation modification, then I guess you could actually construct a ‘gaydar’… oh god my brain hurts.
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The Gay Gamma Goongasm, according to … Christian Nationalist Physics?
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After I got scanned, I let everyone on the plane board me early. What a journey!
They scanned me, so I frisked them
The Scan that Gay’d Me
I might get nuked for this, but I feel like we’re arguing for or against the best way for Republicans to violate our rights. Neither of these options are okay, and the TSA is a fucking poorly funded play.
So are you saying to encourage the stupid people to think that the scanners will make you gay so they’ll get frisked instead? Interesting way to think about it.
“Nah, nah, that will make me gay. You there, feel me up instead.”
Exactly.
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He just couldn’t maintain the dissociative barrier that he used to hypnotize himself into pretending he was straight anymore once he saw that cute twink flight attendant. Now all those repressed feelings are drowning him and he’s desperate to blame literally anything outside his own biology for the strong feelings of attraction toward men assaulting his senses from every direction.
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This is crazy specific, and I’m here to jerk off to it.
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There are plenty of people out there who believe gay people choose to be gay. Nevermind that straight people didn’t choose to be straight and can’t just will themselves into being attracted to people of the same sex.
It’s such a a simple concept and yet I have to admit there was a point in my life where this had not occured to me until a friend of mine, who was gay, politely pointed it out. It made me seriously reconsider much of what I was taught about human sexuality.
I think most humans are at least somewhat bisexual. I think for some homophobes (and transphobes), it’s “I have these feelings too, I’m just superior because I’m suppressing it” - at least internally.
“Spiritual warfare” is “I thought about what sucking that guy’s dick would be like for a few seconds, and was able to ‘win’ by not submitting.”
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After glancing at the picture of this person, I can honestly say that even stripped of this damning, projection laden context, I would have guessed the person pictured was gay.
Such a weird cope. “It’s not me that’s gay, it’s the xrays, and the self checkouts, and the drive home from work, and the 5g, and…”
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He’s referring to ProVision. It doesn’t use xrays. It does see through your clothing. Thats why you can opt out.
I think when you think all sorts of everyday experiences can “turn you gay”, you might possibly be gay? And what do the scanners do to gay people? Turn them straight, or somehow more gay?
Like, I’ve tried all sorts of things in my life, including same-sex sex, and am still straight - like even if I were actively trying to change my sexuality it doesn’t. Sometimes to my despair, as I get older, it would be easier to not have such a strong preference.
Sometimes to my despair, as I get older, it would be easier to not have such a strong preference.
Being bi only doubles your likes, your odds stay roughly the same
It’s interesting that you even felt the need to try it though. I know I’m not attracted to men, I can just tell. I feel no need to test it.
But I am a lady, and women are beautiful, and we are more physically affectionate with each other. I think at least a large minority try? It wasn’t traumatic, just felt nothing like sex. Performance only, no excitement, no nothing. Though I guess it might be like that with a guy I wasn’t into, as well.
Can confirm. I was super straight until I locked eyes with that tall dark and handsome TSA agent on the other side of the machine. Sounds like this dude has a similar story.
Mate, you had to go through the scanner first …sorry to tell you, you’re still straight. Thoughts and prayers.
You dont have to go through the scanners. You say no, and they let you skip it. But the tall dark handsome man will grope you
He’s using that as an excuse to have gay sex on when he travels. When you get scanned on the way home it turns you back straight. Or makes you gay^2 more research needs to be done.
First time through the machine makes you gay, second time gives you the voice.
Going through a second time cancels out the gay polarity. Just make sure you always go through an even number of times and you’ll always land back where you started.
That is most definitely not how to reverse the gay polarity.
When you think of this projection - it adds up!
Like it started as an excuse why he had a gay fling. He pieces together how he ended up balls deep in a twink and cornered on the TSA scanning him being the route cause.
“Sorry honey I walked trough a scanner and suddenly found myself with his dick in my mouth.”
It’s like how negative times negative is positive again. Two times gay machine cancels out .
Yea! Always opt out of the scanner and get groped by a male TSA agent instead. That’s definitely the less gay option!
Dont worry, they tell you they’ll use the back of their hand.
Unless those stupid bomb sniffing machines false-positive and say they detected explosive residue on you. Then they take you into a back room and tell you they’re gonna grope you with the front of their hand, this time…
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…he sucked dick at airport toilet, didn’t he?
Why do you think some of us go to the airport a few hours early? You thought it was anxiety?
Its the best way to get your multitool not stolen from you…
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For the love of God why is the right so fucking obsessed with people’s sexuality? Leave people the fuck alone…
I keep thinking this about anyone that brings it up. It seems sexuality is their whole identity so that’s how they must see everyone else too. I can’t imagine mine or other’s sexuality being so consistently at the forefront of my mind. Of all the things, why that? If they can’t keep it out of their mind, at least keep it in their head so others don’t have to deal with it.
If I had a nickel every time a conservative blamed X for homosexuality, only for them to end up in a gay scandal…
He doesn’t want to go into the gay machine so he prefers to get patted down by other men.
A few times, have to be certain the Devil didn’t take over and force him to carry contraband.
Finally a conspiracy theory that’s fun. Unfortunately, I keep going through the airport body scanners, but for some reason I’m not feeling gay
They don’t put the gayification beam on at all times, otherwise it would be too obvious.
Try going through with a cute moustache, maybe thats the right combo
Are you thinking about big hard dicks when you do it? I feel like to be turned gay by the body scanner you gotta be thinking about giant throbbing cocks.
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Punish me senpai scanner
Fuck you. You know those are optional, right?
When you let them violate you, you’re a scab against all of us.
Somehow this comic accurately describes our reality:
I never thought the Deep State was a State that fucks you Deeper
Wait, since the homophobes are in power, can we use this?
Turns out defunding science turns you gay, guys…
Low taxes on rich people make them gay.
And a CUCK
Thats crazy because rich people keep telling me low tax on them funds growth and helps everyone.
I mean, why would rich people lie?
Hating someone for the color of their skin is the gayest thing you could do.
