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@inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 1 month ago

Pete Hegseth: ‘There Are No State Secrets In A Healthy Relationship’

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Pete Hegseth: ‘There Are No State Secrets In A Healthy Relationship’

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@inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 1 month ago
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WASHINGTON—Staunchly defending his decision to share sensitive military data in messages to his wife, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth told reporters Monday, “There are no state secrets in a healthy relationship.” “Communication is key in every strong marriage, and that includes communication about airstrikes on foreign adversaries,” said the Pentagon chief, who called the mere idea […]
  • @PunkRockSportsFan
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    A husband and his “wife” cannot be charged with the same crime, Michael.

    • @darkdemize@sh.itjust.works
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      11•1 month ago

      I got the worst fucking attorneys.

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