It’s that or “Baseball Chalamet” and I didn’t like the way my wife said “oh yeah” when I told her about it.

That was a great game. Rockies looked tough until their relievers came in. Dodgers been stranding too many runners lately.

I hope he does it would be amazing the Kiké of all positions

If Shohei hates him, I hate him too

I was in Chicago in 1987. Cubs finished last place.

But we had the Hawk. He won the mvp.

Trout could do it this year.

Puton pedé

Fich dich schwanzschwuctel

Chinga tu madre

knowatimsayin?

Solid. This one’s mine now. Thanks.

It hurts. Is this what it feels like to be a fan of a regular baseball team?

ALL RELIGIOUS PEOPLE ARE LIARS I DIDNT FUCKING STUTTER.

IF THIS OFFENDS YOU I AM TALKING ABOUT YOU.

thank you for your attention to this matter

• Wayne Gretzky — Michael Scott

With posts like this I always have one question “what was her name?” The girl who didn’t like you the way you liked her.

Cause it’s clearly her fault she didn’t like you, right?

It couldn’t possibly be your inability to look beyond your own … ahem , desires… to see a woman as anything other than a place for you to put your … ahem, manhood.

Could it?

Declining birth rates are directly related to declining quality of men.

All religious people are liars.

But none so insidious and morally depraved as the American Christian.

Laser googles lol

That’s a hard pass for me

Can I run an android vm around this

Shane black was in predator

If history is any indication the cubs will collapse at some point. It’s really the pirates that are the scariest I think. But they’re all real young so an experienced team should beat em down the stretch

I take solace in George springers stupid ass haircut.