• @Overspark@feddit.nl
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    1210 days ago

    As someone whose eyes are currently feeling a bit dry, this is a soothing fact, not disturbing at all.

    • @Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      1010 days ago

      Here, I’ll help with that. Let me lick your eyeballs.

      Stop…stop it…stop struggling!!! Hold still!!! I’m JUST trying to pin you down and lick your eyeballs!!! NOTHING WEIRD!!!

      Stop squirming!!!

      Ok, that’s it. I’m getting the bondage bag. Handcuffs, and chains, and anal hooks, and toe spreaders. Yess, it’s all needed. It’s a complete set.

      NOTHING WEIRD!!!

      • @sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        110 days ago

        … I have had more than one gf do almost exactly that to me…

        They just didn’t have the full bondage set.

        … So anyway I’ve been enjoying being single for a while now lol, I seem to attract the … ‘interesting’ type…

          • @sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            210 days ago

            Its less fun when it isn’t consensual.

            And this has happened to me twice, with two different gals.

            …but anyway, I don’t have their numbers, and one of them at least is almost certainly dead by now: after she went off her meds, went nuts and assaulted me, she got arrested, evicted, ended up homeless, kept refusing her meds when case workers tried to offer her a stable living situation on the condition she take her meds.