They’re called coins.
Yea, coin you fit this dick in yo mouf
JFC,I thought I had porn brain rot at one point, but this person is consumed by horny.
The dancer or the tweeter?
Are we tweeter, or are we dancer?
Maybe
Could just be car keys.
Gamer culture in the 2020s is wild
I wish i was me 10 seconds ago
I dated a very attractive girl once that was very into ddr. But we were very young back then.
I’m personally a fan of ddr3
DDR4 fanboy here
But we’re on DDR5. Which I can’t afford.
Which is why I’m a DDR4 fanboy :P
UwU
In fact they are not even playing at their maximum power
Wtf why would it make that much noise
If it’s plastic or metal, as opposed to silicon, the lock can bang into it and make extra noise.
All three have their perks but either minimal lock and metal or silicon are generally the more “discreet” varieties.
Also true for women’s chastity devices, in terms of where the securing place is and what kind of locking mechanism you use.
Ya’ll. He has a chastity cage because of how he fucken plays DDR. Good fucken lord, look at that shit.
90% of the time when I’ve seen someone going ape shit in DDR they’re standing exactly like this
It says on the arcade machine not to hold onto that rail. Page 9, sticker 7. https://www.manualslib.com/manual/1756526/Konami-Dance-Dance-Revolution.html?page=9#manual. Most people who did this received injuries, not high scores.
Edit: This is the manual, the company made. The engineers wrote the specifications. It says right there not to grab it. It doesn’t matter what people use it for. It was factually not designed to grab during play. This is a first hand example of facts not meaning shit to the human species.
Uh, then wtf is its intended purpose?
It’s for holding onto while playing, there’s literally stickers on the machine saying to do it. The current machines even advise it during the health/safety prompts. Current songs are charted specifically with the bar in mind. This isn’t 2001 anymore. This guy has absolutely zero fuckin idea what he’s talking about.
Okay, I just linked the fucken manuals for the machines. Sticker 7, do not hold.
First time hearing about liability?
Sometimes companies will say things that they don’t even believe themselves, just to protect themselves from the law.
It’s called LI - A - BIL - I -TY
Going off the Twitter profile picture and nothing else, I’m guessing this is a self post. Because what a wild ass thing to suggest. Normal humans assume keys or coins.
“Make fun of me and my chastity cage please!”
I found the poster on the birdsite, and from what I’ve seen of their pictures. No way is the subject them. The poster has way too long of hair for none of it to be visible in the photo.
Though having looked at their twitter, I am not surprised they said that about a stranger.
Man where is this dude’s mind when he immediately thinks “chastity cage” when he hears the noise of keys shaking in someone’s pocket. It’s because of people like him why people call queers depraved.
my brother in christ, it is a joke and this is a shitposting community
- There’s no valid reason other than hate to call lgbt people as a group “depraved”
- Chastity cages are not exclusive to the lgbt community
- Sex addiction is not exclusive to the lgbt community
