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Glagnar’s human rinds. It’s a buncha muncha cruncha humans!
Thompson’s Teeth. The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!
I’m 40% Futurama references
“My kajigger!”
“I don’t want to live on this planet anymore”
“Shut up, baby, I know it”
“Good news, everyone!”
“My manwich!”
I just found one tonight. I didn’t realize where is stolen it from, but in the episode Bender Gets Made, this (paraphrased) conversation happens between Leela and the doctor:
What do you see here?
A greyish blob?
Yes! And this one?
A greyish blob?
Not… As right…
I’ve been saying, “Not… As [blank]” in similar conversations for years, and forgetting where I got it from.
This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me
But existing is basically all I do!
Let me worry about blank
Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes
Our policy is - if you’re unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you
Your music is bad and you should feel bad
Tell them I hate them
Hello, lawsuit
That’s it - you just made my list
I apologize for nothing
I propose we make Zoidberg do it
This is not a pet license. It’s a fishing license - and it’s mandatory!
So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.
Tell them I hate them
Yep I find myself using that at work a lot 😜
My manwich!
I heard this comment.
Woman!
To shreds, you say?
Ooh, that’s a good one. I use that a lot too.
Honestly it’s one of my all time favorite scenes from any show
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
I never thought I’d die this way, but I always really hoped!
To shreds, you say?
Two live full-time in my brain:
- “No dogfood for Victor tonight.”
- “That’s a good old-fashioned gun. Simple point-and-click interface.”
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
“No I’m… doesn’t!”
Edit: also “I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.”
Don’t you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.
What do I look like, guy who’s not lazy?
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Whats the matter professor? Nothings the matter fry, now that I turbocharged the matter compressor
