• Victor@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    What if I enjoy a little chokey choke from my wife, and she enjoys it too, as well as vice versa? Should we both be in jail?

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      tee hee! an ickle wickle chokey wokey!

      i’d throw away the key

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        🤷‍♂️ we don’t do it hard, you know. Just barely more than making skin contact so you can feel a little bit of pressure. It’s not like full on Homer-on-Bart “why you little—” squeezing the neck… 🙄 Plus it’s mutual.

        But whatever. 😊

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          christ do they allow child marriages wherever you’re from

          barely more than making skin contact

          it’s not about you then is it

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            It’s weird that you think you get a say about how other people have sex.

            Keep it at church, creep.

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            do they allow child marriages wherever you’re from

            That is criminal here. But what is the relevancy of that in this context, lol?

            it’s not about you then is it

            What? It’s about both of us. Like I said, we both enjoy it. And it was a while ago either way. Only when it gets really hot and passionate. 😉

            You sound like you’re offended that we have something nice going on. I hope this isn’t jealousy. 🫂