- cross-posted to:
- memes@sopuli.xyz
- cross-posted to:
- memes@sopuli.xyz
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“Who here likes cocaine?”
that only works with grunts low enough of the fascist pecking order to be considered sacrificial.
Oh buddy - A friend of mine worked on the Trump express fundraising tour/show or whatever. He said all the oligarchs were gorked on booger sugar the whole time. Said Donny isn’t so much for the blow, at least not out where everyone can see, but he does take some kind of ephedrine pills - amphetamine-induced paranoia and psychosis could explain a lot.
So I have to disagree, I bet a dimebag could get you a bobert handy if you played your cards right.
oic, you weren’t referring to the common – and wrong – belief that you can get an undercover cop or fed that’s trying to entrap you to break their cover by getting them to do an illegal act before you do.
I would open by bragging about how many secrets I know.
“Sorry. I just ripped a monster fart. Don’t smile because it might stick to your teeth.”
holyshit.png
Eh I’m more into smelly hunched over gremlin women with masters degrees in something highly specific like arthropod mating habits
drops a magnum condom Sorry that’s for my magnum dong /s. Take the elevator as usual, they could not coerce me to do anything other than say hi.
Don’t forget that impressive atm receipt
https://static.klipy.com/ii/4493325008d34b7bf8cd6813cd5c1619/ec/f1/c5bjVCVWft79alvPp90.gif !
I run my hand over every button and run out before the doors close. I refuse to interact.
Hi yes I do have access to highly classified information and willing to share it for 3+ \s
Right answer. This is the MAGA Era, every man for himself!
“Which floor?”
Aro-ace is a superpower.
Hi ho Kermit the frog here!
